Just to get a few facts straight. . .

• The only thing in this house that is nailed down firmly is the quarter round.
• After the builder completed this group of houses, he moved to Hawaii and became a professional ukelele player -- a decision we enthusiastically support.
• John has been to Home Depot so many times that they sent him an offer to join their contractor purchase program.
• And it was simply coincidence that the first Friday I took off to help with the construction (demolition?) happened to be the opening day for Pirates 4 (Imax and 3-D).